Post by dark2nightmare on Nov 4, 2008 0:17:13 GMT -5
John McCain invited over the republican lady he met at the convention for dinner. He told his wife that she was to wait upstairs in her room and pretend she doesnt exist.
When the lady John met at the connvention arrived, John learnd that her name is Shara Palin. They were downstairs talking about golf.
But up stairs John's wife was trying to as quiet as she could but her pararrot just wouldnt shut up so she had to kill it. The almost like magic, Dennis Kucsinch showed up. He was a small man almost like an elf. He warned John's wife of the danger he would be facing on the campagin trail. While he himself was a democrate, he was still the only one who could be made fun of in this way. So then as John's wife was trying to keep Dennis quite she couldn't. Dennis ran down stairs and into the kitchen.
John's wife followed affraid that she would be beaten for going against what her husband said...but for some reason Dennis, althought he was a democrate, seem like a cool elf dude. So she followed him.
Dennis Kushinich had magical powers and was about to shoot Shara with her own gun. But John's wife jumped on Dennis to save.
Boy Howdy! Shara said, almost killed.
John just laughed and said, its ok ive got more of then in the basement. Then the two got on Shara's snow moblie and they were off to Iowa for the cackusus. Shara stayed behind the stage so John's running mate wouldnt be exposed yet.
Once again John's huge cancerous bump on his face throbbed, because of all the democrates around. After the debate was over once again, John found him self face to face with Barak Obama. This time Barak had a dove with him, and Johns cancours thing on his face made him feel so bad he thought it was snake. John freaked out, but then President Bush sent him a magical Hawk whos tears had healing powers. So it cried for Johns cancer. and he felt a bit better...but once again, Barak magaged to escape John.
Shara Palin met back up with John and his cancer didnt feel so bad. This time with Shara was that guy he met at the last debate. She had found out his name was Joe and he was a plumber. John knew they would all be friends to the end. So he said, will you all write e-mails this summer?
and they all rode off into the sunset on sharas snow moblie. until next time...
When the lady John met at the connvention arrived, John learnd that her name is Shara Palin. They were downstairs talking about golf.
But up stairs John's wife was trying to as quiet as she could but her pararrot just wouldnt shut up so she had to kill it. The almost like magic, Dennis Kucsinch showed up. He was a small man almost like an elf. He warned John's wife of the danger he would be facing on the campagin trail. While he himself was a democrate, he was still the only one who could be made fun of in this way. So then as John's wife was trying to keep Dennis quite she couldn't. Dennis ran down stairs and into the kitchen.
John's wife followed affraid that she would be beaten for going against what her husband said...but for some reason Dennis, althought he was a democrate, seem like a cool elf dude. So she followed him.
Dennis Kushinich had magical powers and was about to shoot Shara with her own gun. But John's wife jumped on Dennis to save.
Boy Howdy! Shara said, almost killed.
John just laughed and said, its ok ive got more of then in the basement. Then the two got on Shara's snow moblie and they were off to Iowa for the cackusus. Shara stayed behind the stage so John's running mate wouldnt be exposed yet.
Once again John's huge cancerous bump on his face throbbed, because of all the democrates around. After the debate was over once again, John found him self face to face with Barak Obama. This time Barak had a dove with him, and Johns cancours thing on his face made him feel so bad he thought it was snake. John freaked out, but then President Bush sent him a magical Hawk whos tears had healing powers. So it cried for Johns cancer. and he felt a bit better...but once again, Barak magaged to escape John.
Shara Palin met back up with John and his cancer didnt feel so bad. This time with Shara was that guy he met at the last debate. She had found out his name was Joe and he was a plumber. John knew they would all be friends to the end. So he said, will you all write e-mails this summer?
and they all rode off into the sunset on sharas snow moblie. until next time...
