Post by dark2nightmare on Nov 2, 2008 22:28:52 GMT -5
one day john mccain wakes up and realized that even with his 7 mansions, and millions of dollars he isnt happy with his life. so he goes to the zoo one day realized that he can talk to elephants. the elephant told him that he will soon have to fight for something great and unexpected but he didnt know what or when...
so then the elephant runs out of the zoo causing mass chaos, and other bad things. but john mccain just was like What the fuck? i can talk to elephants. weird. what am i going to have to fight for? this makes no since.
so john mccain retured home to find his rich beautiful wife waiting for him...she held in her hand a letter...after an hour or so of calling her names and almost beating her to death, she handed over the letter.
it said:
dear mr mccain
you have been selected to run for a spot as a republican presidentail candiate.
come to the first national debate in massachsets.
oh boy! john mccain said almost slapping his wife. well were off to mass-a-chew-sets...honey...
and the mccains were off but little did they know what was waiting for them. when the mccains arrived in massachewsets, john mccains big cancerous bump on his face began to throb as he saw demorcates all over the place. some guy still unknown to john asked him if he was ok. he said he was, and got a stange feeling he would see him again some day. then he saw some lady that spoke with a michiagan accent but said she was from alaska, she was a republican too..and that made john mccains cancer feel a little bit better..somehow he knew he would met her again too...
but then around the end of the night no one else was around, but barak obama...johns cancer thing on this face throbed horribly as this man approached him, john screamed out to touch his face...and some how nothing happend...barak obama got away...eventually the mccains returned home to arizona to one of their many manisons to figure out what to do next on the campaign trail...
so then the elephant runs out of the zoo causing mass chaos, and other bad things. but john mccain just was like What the fuck? i can talk to elephants. weird. what am i going to have to fight for? this makes no since.
so john mccain retured home to find his rich beautiful wife waiting for him...she held in her hand a letter...after an hour or so of calling her names and almost beating her to death, she handed over the letter.
it said:
dear mr mccain
you have been selected to run for a spot as a republican presidentail candiate.
come to the first national debate in massachsets.
oh boy! john mccain said almost slapping his wife. well were off to mass-a-chew-sets...honey...
and the mccains were off but little did they know what was waiting for them. when the mccains arrived in massachewsets, john mccains big cancerous bump on his face began to throb as he saw demorcates all over the place. some guy still unknown to john asked him if he was ok. he said he was, and got a stange feeling he would see him again some day. then he saw some lady that spoke with a michiagan accent but said she was from alaska, she was a republican too..and that made john mccains cancer feel a little bit better..somehow he knew he would met her again too...
but then around the end of the night no one else was around, but barak obama...johns cancer thing on this face throbed horribly as this man approached him, john screamed out to touch his face...and some how nothing happend...barak obama got away...eventually the mccains returned home to arizona to one of their many manisons to figure out what to do next on the campaign trail...
