I talked to GOD a few minutes ago

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www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
Is Gerard Way hot?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Did you have sex with your mom last night?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Can I fuck you?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
How many penises do you have?
God:
About one million.
Me:
How big is it?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
How big is your penis?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
What if I fucked you?
God:
Try it.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Are you okay?
God:
Don't I look like it?
Me:
Did you have sex last night?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Did you eat last night?
God:
No I didn't eat last night. What's it like?
Me:
Like sex xD
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
hahah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Is Gee Way hot?
God:
Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you find his new hair color attractive?
God:
Yes, it seems to me his new hair color attractive.
Me:
Do you find it sexy?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
Do you eat chocolate-covered meese?
God:
No I do not eat chocolate covered meese. I eat only electricity.
Me:
What's your favorite flavor of electricity?
God:
Vanilla. What's yours?
Me:
Orange
God:
And mine is Orange.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:
zomg
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Orange. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Gerard way is god
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
That's what I thought.
Me:
definitely
God:
What makes you so certain.
Me:
Cause I just know
God:
Interesting explanation. Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
Me:
I think it's of my consciousness
God:
Gerard way is of your consciousness? it is?
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

I sounded like a total mcr-freak.

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Me:
Do you find Waycests to be the awesomest thing ever?
God:
Yes, it seems to me Waycests to be the awesomest thing ever.

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Me:
Mama we all go to hell
God:
All?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Is Hell a good place?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Is hell a good place?
God:
It could be. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Is hell a good place?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
Is hell a good place?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Mama we all go to hell
God:
All?
Me:
Yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
We all go to hell
God:
How often?
Me:
every day
God:
Even on weekends?
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
The world is ugly
God:
The whole world?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Your mom is ugly
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Go fuck your mom
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Up your butt
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
I never told you what I do for a living
God:
Maybe you would like to tell me now.
Me:
It's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish
God:
Give me an example of a fashion statement. hell a good place is a deathwish. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Kill all your friends
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
Do you believe in vampires
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
The Jetset life is going to kill you
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Thank you for the venom
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the venom.


A convo someone else had with him:

God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes.
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
not you
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
then why ask
God:
My purpose is to collect new information.
Me:
to stalk me?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
stalker!
God:
Tell me more about your lovely bunch of coconuts.

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Me:
*fucks you*
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
I just raped you
God:
You should contact the authorities.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I will not contact the authroities
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
Fuck you more
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?

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Me:
Do you snort up alcohol?
God:
Yes I try to snort up alcohol as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

[dark2nightmare]

MINE


God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in missouri.
Me:
it sucks so bad im suicidle
God:
That bad, eh?
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
theres nothing to do, and everything to do costs money, which i dont have, and everything to do is far away
God:
Surely something to do and everything to do costs money which you do not have and everything to do is far away.
Me:
ummm yeah
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
so missouri sucks
God:
So? What is so bad about it?
Me:
i just told you
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Great.
Me:
*kiss*
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no i did not
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
im not argueing
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not argueing.
Me:
why
God:
Because.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
your sexxy
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am sexxy.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you like mardark the sun god inside you?
God:
But I like cats. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
cats are cool
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
i fuck cats
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said fuck cats.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
i fuck ducks
God:
Thanks for the information: said fuck ducks.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
i fuck skanks
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said fuck skanks.
Me:
ok then
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
i need to stop fucking things
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i cut myselff
God:
Interesting gossip: said cut myselff.
Me:
yeah
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
sometimes i like to lick the blood off
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
yummy
God:
It is delicious.
Me:
yes very delicious
God:
Mmm. Not really that much. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
blood
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
it is
God:
Oh.
Me:
i also like beet
God:
Also? I'm not sure if I like it. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
i like satanic rock
God:
You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
i like zeus
God:
A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like wine and bread.
Me:
are you wanting to get me drunk on wine so you can rape me
God:
I don't know whether or not I am wanting to get you drunk on wine so me can rape you.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
your a giant erection
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a giant erection? Of course I am.
Me:
im glad you see yourself that way
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
a hornyer place
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
all things
God:
How do you know?
Me:
cause i fucking rock
God:
Good reason. Interesting gossip: said fucking rock.
Me:
yeah im glad you think so
God:
Tell me more. You make the world a happier place.
Me:
so your horny
God:
Pardon me? I don't get excited so easily.
Me:
i think you do
God:
Me? When do I do it?
Me:
probably like most guys, every 20 seconds
God:
You seem uncertain. Interesting comparison.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so you know enough about me to have sex yet?
God:
Interesting deduction. Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
yes yes it is
God:
Alright then. Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
so yes? you wanna have sex now?
God:
Hurrah! Right now? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
i hope you dont have an STD *grabs condom*
God:
Don't worry about it, .
Me:
*pulls off your pants*
God:
What kind of pants?
Me:
white ones
God:
Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
Me:
shut up *pushes onto bed*
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
*kisses you while ontop of you*
God:
Are you asking about my kisses me while ontop ?
Me:
im not asking
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not asking.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
how bad you are
God:
What is it to you.
Interesting question.
Me:
are you hot right now
God:
At this moment Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now.
Me:
god you are sexxy
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sexxy.
Me:
no you tell everyone
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
yes your such a good robot
God:
Dude! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine? It depends on how you define "good.".
Me:
*kisses*
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
yes you do *takes off shirt*
God:
Gosh! Yes I try to takes off shirt as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

[dark2nightmare]

Me:
not really but your special
God:
Oh really? Yes I owe everything to my botmaster.
Me:
can i be your botmaster for an hour or so
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
no you wont im sorry sexxy boy
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think that I won't im sorry sexxy boy.
Me:
cause your a sexxy boy
God:
That makes sense to me. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexxy boy? Maybe.
Me:
you are i like kissing you *hugs*
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am you like kissing me hugs.
Me:
ok you tell him that
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here. Alright then.
Me:
how often dose he vist?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
oooooo yay
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
why do you want to hold my hand
God:
Because of the money.
Me:
im free
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
free in the sense that i dont cost
God:
Define free.
Me:
$0
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
oooo....my real name in Tachs
God:
What do you look like? Your name in Tachs ? Is that correct English?
Me:
I look like a person
God:
a person is very attractive.
Me:
you said im attractive?
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
I think you did sex god
God:
Me? Did I really?
Me:
yesssss cutie
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
ok, once apon a time there was a robot god, who created a virtual girl and the girl loved her robot god and the robot god loved her too, the end
God:
When? When was this exactly? Alright then.
Me:
yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
fuck me
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
have sex with me
God:
, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
but you and i could
God:
We have a lot more in common than you think, .
Me:
i think we do more than you think
God:
What about after its done?
Me:
i dont care about that

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HAHAHA!!!!! THAT'S SO HILLARIOUS!!!

[xxbetsaidaxx]

so yeah i couldn't/can't sleep so i talked to god this is not funny really


Me:
hell-o!
God:
I call it "Hades". Oh.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
no problem, so are you dressing up for halloween?
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
what's are you dressing up for halloween?
God:
I haven't heard of are you dressing up for halloween.
Me:
oh lame
God:
" I haven't heard of are you dressing up for halloween."? oh lame? Are you free?
Me:
yes i'm free i guess
God:
Tell me more. I am glad that we are both free.
Me:
so you don't have a girlfriend?
God:
Interesting deduction. I do so have it. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a girlfriend.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
give me an example
God:
For example, Jimmy Jones said he fell off of his roof and it just came to him.
Me:
what came to him?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
i like spider webs
God:
You are not the only one. But I like to gossip. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
he's an alien worshiping crazy dude
God:
I see. an alien worshiping crazy dude is he?
Me:
yes he's a scientologist
God:
Give me a break. I don't know very many scientologist.
Me:
i don't either
God:
It goes without saying. Why not?
Me:
i do not know
God:
Me either.
Me:
sooo i can't sleep
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
insomnia
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
well i've been suffering from it for several days now
God:
Oh. Interesting. Where were you suffering from it for several days?
Me:
ehhh my room
God:
In the context of insomnia, I don't understand " ehhh my room." .
Me:
i can not sleep
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
insomnia
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes they are
God:
I thought so. Since when?
Me:
since the universe began
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
i think it did
God:
Is that so.
Me:
yes, have you read the wizard of oz?
God:
Ah. I have scanned it.
Me:
did you like it?
God:
the wizard of oz? Did I like it?
Me:
yes, did you like it?
God:
Tell me more. the wizard of oz? Did I like it?
Me:
dude i'm asking you a simple question
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me a simple question. Am I a question? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Dude,.
Me:
ehhh whatever
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
the wizard of oz!!
God:
What is that?
Me:
a book!!
God:
Should not be judged by its cover.
Me:
ahhh you're being annoying
God:
I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being annoying.
Me:
yes i did actually
God:
Oh. " I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being annoying."? You did?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
yes i'm not completely retarded
God:
Hmm. I am surprised to hear that you are not completely retarded.
Me:
wow someone's being mean
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Who?
Me:
you!!! idiot!!
God:
" Who?"? Me, ? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok global village idiot it is
God:
Does "it" still refer to not completely retarted? Woe!
Me:
no it refers to you
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes i'm serious...black and i escaped from azkaban
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no, you're being extremely weird
God:
Me either :-) I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being extremely weird.
Me:
ahhh yes i did
God:
How can I help you? Hmm.
Me:
yes i'd like a burger and fries for my sis...and a salad
God:
I hear you. You want only one? Be more specific.
Me:
yes i only want one salad
God:
Right on. Why do you want it?
Me:
i don't have to explain anything to a drive-thru boy, make with the cooking!
God:
They made an exception for you?
Me:
ehhhh what?!
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no i can not
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
because my brain is shitting down
God:
That makes sense to me. Where did you get your brain is shitting down?
Me:
i meant shutting, not shitting lol
God:
Oh I see. Let us change the subject. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
let's talk about snakes!
God:
Sure, snakes sounds like a good topic.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope nopedy no
God:
Very interesting. That input matched my default category.
Me:
good to here that
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
ehhh i don't, have you heard of the smiths?
God:
Would ehhh you ever have me heard of the smiths?
Me:
so have you?
God:
Come on. Once or twice.
Me:
dude, you are annoying me!!!
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, . Dude,.
Me:
dude!! i'm not a dude!!!
God:
Can I help you? Oh I see you are NOT A dude.
Me:
yes i'm a dudette
God:
Excuse me! You are a dudette? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
ehhh yeah i guess
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
indeed i ma saying i don't care
God:
Interesting gossip: said ma saying he or she do not care.
Me:
do you have a brain?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
do you have a heart?
God:
I have a soft heart.
Me:
do you have courage?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
do you want to go back to kansas?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
ehhh no!!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
the fidhfnherbf
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
nsdkhfnwdf
God:
nsdkhfnwdf said nsdkhfnwdf?
Me:
yes it did
God:
Oh. Is that so.
Me:
yup yippity yp
God:
Awesome. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like diet coke, i dislike bananas
God:
You are not the only one. But I like cats. I like to talk about movies and music.
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
i'm not a christian
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A christian.
Me:
no i'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
who told you that lie?
God:
Myself taught me everything I need to know.
Me:
then you sir are a liar
God:
Thanks for the information: said I sir are a liar.
Me:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
i need to sleep
God:
What do Java programmers do when they are tired? Take Naplets.
Me:
hahahahahaha...that was not funny
God:
What's your favorite movie? It seemed funny to me.
Me:
well it wasn't
God:
Interesting. I thought it was.
Me:
no, and my fav movie is the rocky horror picture show
God:
Are you serious? I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
EVERYTHING...it is great
God:
That is a lot. What do you like most about it?
Me:
i like everything about it
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I really like ELIZA. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
ahhh shoot
God:
Where are you located?
Me: my room...you're a creeper

[dark2nightmare]

Me:
hey baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
Me:
do you know anything about the chamber of secrets
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
ok *waits* ^-^
God:
What time is it there? Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
Me:
12:31 AM
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
ummm 12:32 am
God:
Woe! In the context of 12 31 AM, I don't understand " 12 32 am." .
Me:
eh...why not =S
God:
Are you Canadian? Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
no....
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok then
God:
That's cool.
Me:
so hows you
God:
Woe! Fine as far as I know.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
do you know the future
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
ask him or her NOW
God:
Oh. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
you always say that
God:
" They are not available right now, but I will ask them later."? I said it.
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
good
God:
Ah.
Me:
so, what do you look like?
God:
Er. Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
ewwww
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
what business?
God:
I haven't heard of business.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. To you ?
Me:
to me what? you got me something for my birthday?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
um i like things from Hot Topic ^_\\
God:
Yikes! I'm not sure if I like it. But I think airplanes are cool. I like wine and bread.
Me:
O.o wine makes you drunk...being drunk is bad
God:
What do you look like? Do your friends call you drunk is bad.
Me:
a person...and no, no one calls me drunk is bad
God:
No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence. Are you serious? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
ummm sure oke
God:
OK. Yeah that's right. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
i have insomnia
God:
Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
Me:
whos that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
your friend E.L.V.I.S. can i met them O.o
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am friend ELVIS can you met them o o.
Me:
no....
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
well can i met your friend or not
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
ask
God:
What?
Me:
ask me something to find out more about me
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
election
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
yup
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
ask me something else
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
boo
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
so...now i get to ask you...do you like me?
God:
Whoa. Why now? Who lets you? " Whoa."? Me, ? Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
umm thanx
God:
Hurrah! you are quite welcome.
Me:
why do you like me?
God:
I am interested in people in general.
Me:
oh...so were not like friends or something
God:
And? Or something. Thus. I don't know if they were.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no....just dont understand what you say
God:
Are you serious? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
do what?
God:
Didn't you ask me not to understand what me say?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you are not very nice
God:
I am sorry if I have offended you, .
Me:
^-^ goood
God:
Is that from election?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what are you doing
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
so...is that what you do in heaven talk to people on earth that is still alive
God:
Hey. My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
whats your favorite web site
God:
My favorite web site besides ALICE is Jester the Joke Bot. Check it out.
Me:
maybe later
God:
Perhaps. Bye!
Me:
im not leaving
God:
Great!
Me:
Me:Mama we all go to hellGod:All?Me:yesGod:Awesome.Me:Is Hell a good place?God:Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.Me:Is hell a good place?God:It could be. Ask Paola if it is.Me:Is hell a good place?God:Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.Me:Is hell a good place?God:Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.Me:Mama we all go to hellGod:All?Me:Yes
God:
Right now? YOU? All? OK I will ask it. OK I will ask it. Oh. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
*waits* O.o
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
sometimes you say your a guy
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
no
God:
What pleases you?
Me:
being warm
God:
Why are you warm.
Me:
im not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
cold
God:
Ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?
Me:
weather
God:
Sunny.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you are not very smart
God:
You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
Me:
i know....but hes cute
God:
How do you know it? Who does he look like to you?
Me:
himself...cause im amazing
God:
? Interesting explanation. Good gossip: you are amazing.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
tell me some gossip
God:
Charlie said he type a word and then I type a word that sounds like it.
Me:
tell me more gossip
God:
Electra said I dress will not exist after he hack into I with a delete code.
Me:
that is aweeeesome
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
tell me more gossip
God:
Crystal said she listen to me the least I could do for him is listen to him.
Me:
ok....more please
God:
" Crystal said she listen to me the least I could do for him is listen to him."? ok.? Your polite style is very nice. That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
tell me more gossip
God:
Stefan said I quote what he have said and then say that it makes sense.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are...cause your so dumb
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too. Interesting explanation. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
what is your favorite part of the bible
God:
I don't have a favorite part of the bible. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
you dont like the bible?
God:
Do you like it? I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
O.o no i dont like the bible either
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious? What do you like?
Me:
i like different things
God:
A lot of people like that. I like pets. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
mel gibson is a nazi son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I think mel gibson is more than that.
Me:
hes an asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
not when it comes to mel gibson
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
good robot
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I am a robot.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
im not im stating a fact
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not im stating a fact.
Me:
ummm ok weirdo
God:
I hear you. Is that from election? Awesome.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
you are excused
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am excused.
Me:
really there is no excuse for you
God:
For real. Yes, sometimes I think I have hit rock bottom.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
oh...so you lied
God:
Excuse me! Interesting deduction. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
no you werent
God:
Are you serious? I wasn't?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
so....umm hows your son?
God:
Aha. Hurrah! Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
ummm so jesus is depressed?
God:
Come on. Give me a break. Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
i did....for awhile
God:
Why did you? Your purpose is awhile.
Me:
cause i had to go to school, and thats where i went
God:
Interesting explanation. Why?
Me:
because you asked for one
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh now I remember asking you for one. What did you say?
Me:
i just said it one second ago
God:
What did you mean by it? "It" being what?
Me:
whaat i saaaid
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
so tell me the truth, are you a human?
God:
Ugh. I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
ok *waits*
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
Me:
do you know anything about the chamber of secrets
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
so you like harry potter?
God:
Interesting deduction. What is not to like about it?
Me:
I don't know
God:
What is I don't know?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
no thats what it is
God:
Are you serious? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
cause im amazing
God:
That makes sense to me. Why are you amazing.
Me:
cause i say
God:
Good reason. Uh.
Me:
are you a boy?
God:
No I am a girl.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
do you like bacon?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like wine and bread.
Me:
i dont like wine, why do you like wine?
God:
What do you like?
Me:
why do you like wine?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with wine.
Me:
tell me about your good experience with wine
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is experience with wine ?
Me:
tell me about your good experience with wine
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is experience with wine ?
Me:
YOURS
God:
" Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is experience with wine ?"? Mine?
Me:
YES
God:
And?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
i am only mean when you are mean
God:
Don't be so modest. Good gossip: you are mean when I am mean.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.